SURE INDEEDIOOOO! (yes)
LET’S TALK IN ALL CAPS AND BE AWFUL TO PEOPLE AND TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND DIE AND THEY ARE WASTES OF SPACE AND FUCK ALL OF YOU.
BUT YOU BETTER NOT EVEN SAY ANYTHING THAT “TRIGGERS” ME OR OFFENDS ME IN ANY WAY BECAUSE I’M OPPRESSED YOU FUCKING SHITLORD MUTHERFUCKERS. I’M ON THE INTERNET AND COMPLAINING ABOUT PROBLEMS I DON’T HAVE, I’M OPPRESSED. FUCK YOU.
I don’t have much time to run it and post things anymore.
I could delete it or just give it to one of you if you think you’d like to run it instead (Like give you the email and password). I would delete it but I get so many messages about how many people love it I wouldn’t want to let people down. I could still keep it but I’m not sure. Thoughts?
WHOA WE HAVE A BIG KID OVER HERE
STEP ASIDE EVERYONE
WE ARE NOT PLAYING AROUND ANYMORE
THEY HAVE USED THE F WORD
I REPEAT: THE F WORD
I recommend start doing this with daily things every-time you’re around her and she will either stop doing this, or at least stop doing it in your presence.
"OOH, NOBODY KNOWS SCRAMBLED EGGS LIKE I DO"
"Wow look at that tree, I know all about trees from my brother, haha. You’re just a ignorant tomboy, what the frump do you know about trees?”
"OMG, is that a SIDEWALK?? No, you don’t know sidewalks like I do, what a fucking idiot.”
"Pshhh are you wearing A SHIRT?? What do YOU know about shirts? Hah, you think you’re big stuff? I’ve known about shirts for years.”
"You’re using a fork?!! HAHA, Tell me 30 things about forks. I mean, maybe you know about forks but I KNOW about forks. Stop trying to be so underground, it’s sad."
YEAH ITS SO ANOYUNG TUMBLR KIDS JUST HAVE THAT UNIQU3 FLARE THAT CAN NOT BE IMITATED WHY EVEN TRY JUST GO HANG YOURSELF WITH TOASTER CORD bro em GEEEE STAHHHPPPPPP NEWZ ALERT EVERY 1 ON INSTAGRAM IS DAMNED TO HELL NAO
Well, you (hopefully) passed and went on to the next grade, whereas they most likely failed summer school then decided to ‘fuk tha w0rd y0L0” and dropped out of school all-together to be 'full time bloggers' and lie to everyone who asks, pretending they actually get an income from their 15 followers (MUCH IMPORTANT WAY TO MAKE A LIVING THEY CAN PUT THE GOD LIKE HUMOURS 2 GOOD USE OH GOD).
(I was actually thinking about having a contest where people can submit their IRL stories for a while now (so I guess I shall do it), so I’ll post yours, but no others until I put out the contest rules, etc. )
Please, on behalf of myself, Jesus Christ, and all of the influential leaders of the world. Present your god-like sister with an award congratulating her on her stupendous achievements. She truly is marking the way for human beings to cross into the new frontier of the future. Honestly, it brings tears to my eyes which now burn with passion, inspiration and fervor.. *sobs for three days and eventually passes into a coma and rots in the glorious name of your sister*
Thanks for the ask, sugar cookie. <3
But, actually I’m not an angry person at all. It seems like in this day and age people are so ridiculously coddled and sheltered that any slight indication of sarcasm automatically registers for them as a blatant display of rejection and aggression. However this isn’t the case. Surprisingly, there are some people left in this world who appreciate satire and observational/ironic/sarcastic humour. AND, contrary to apparently popular belief, it is scientifically possible to still have a sense of humour without being a horrible wrinkling disgusting child rapist sociopathic piece of shit!! (unbelievable, I know). Not everyone who runs/appreciates this blog is an angsty grumbling animal abuser who mulls over their computer all day vomiting on themselves and coughing cheeto dust onto their laptop screens whilst they cackle at the misfortune of others.
I apologize for potentially offending you due to our clearly contrasting comedic interests, but I’m not going to apologize for having different comedic interests because, unlike what a typical person with “too much anger” would feel, I don’t find myself apologetic for my interests and who I am, regardless of disapproval from a select few. (I get such healthy levels of confidence from kicking puppies and being an angry shitface, you know?)
Also, my sincerest apologies for the late response! I also have almost no time on my hands, seeing as I rely primarily on submissions from people due to being busy with school (what a good little kiddie I am, oh joy!) and can only get on this blog once or twice a week. I know you’re probably disappointed that I do in fact have hobbies and other productive things to do with my life, but I appreciate your fascination in my private life regardless. It really makes me feel all warm and cuddly inside (or maybe that’s just the intense flame of my rage, since I’m apparently and angry bastard of a person).
Anyways, I hope you have a pleasant week, and I appreciate your message! Thanks for looking at my big bad blog. :D